We make fan-inspired clothing that respects your aesthetic.
No glitter. No neon. No thanks.
If you’ve ever left a theme park with a glow-in-the-dark graphic tee that seemed like a good idea at the time—but ended up living in the back of your closet—you’re not alone. We’ve been there, too. As lifelong park fans, we love the magic, the nostalgia, the inside jokes. What we don’t love? Loud designs, scratchy fabrics, and looking like a walking billboard.
That’s why we started Muted Merch: to create low-key, high-quality pieces that let your fandom show up without taking over your whole outfit.
From Superfans to Subtle Style
We’re two Florida-based theme park junkies who were tired of choosing between comfort and style. Most fanwear is either too bold or too basic—and rarely built for all-day adventures. So we made something better. Our clothes are inspired by the parks, but designed for real life.
Muted Merch is for the fans who’ve outgrown souvenir-shop energy.
We believe in soft fabrics, clean lines, and tonal design that fits seamlessly into your everyday wardrobe. Whether you’re rope-dropping rides, running errands, or heading to dinner, our gear is made to move with you—not shout at people.
Not Just for Theme Parks
Yes, our roots are in the parks—but our collections go way beyond the gates.
We’re expanding into cult-favorite shows, nostalgic games, travel moments, and niche fandoms that deserve a little design love. If it’s something people obsess over, we’re probably already sketching out ideas for it.
We’re here for the subtle nods. The quiet winks. The “if you know, you know” energy.
What Makes Us Different?
Subtle Design:
No big logos. No loud colors. Just clean, minimal styles that show your fandom without shouting it.
Comfortable Fits:
Built by theme park fans who actually care about how clothes feel after 12 hours on your feet. Soft, breathable, and tailored to wear all day.
Support Small:
Every purchase supports a small Florida business that’s committed to thoughtful design, ethical production, and a genuine love for the magic that brings us all together.
Why We Do This
Because fanwear shouldn’t come at the cost of your style.
Because your favorite ride, show, or moment deserves better than mass-market merch.
Because you’ve aged out of neon… and into nuance.
Welcome to Muted Merch—fanwear for real life.