Something’s in the air—and it’s not just the fog machines warming up.
Muted Merch is officially live, and one of our very first drops is dedicated to the season we wait for all year long. The Spooky Season Collection is built for the scream chasers. The fog walkers. The ones who count down to fall not for pumpkin spice, but for eerie soundtracks, jump scares, and late-night haunted walkthroughs.
This collection is for those who thrive in the chaos of strobe lights, creepy corridors, and the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner. Whether you're leading the group through the fog or clinging to your popcorn in the safety of a horror movie night, this is low-key gear for high-level fear fans.
The Curse Is Real Shirt
Can someone get me my cup of coffee? Inspired by high-speed escapes, cursed artifacts, and the chaos that brews deep within ancient walls, this tee channels the energy of warrior mummies, raging fire, and a heart-pounding ride through danger. Perfect for thrill-seekers and caffeine fiends alike, because sometimes, coffee is the only thing holding the curse at bay.
Fueled by Fear and Fog Shirt
This one’s for the ones who show up when the sun goes down. It’s inspired by the thrill of chasing scares, the sting of cold fog in your lungs, and the quiet energy of nights filled with horror. Whether you're pacing the scare zones, lining up for the next maze, or just living in spooky season mode year-round, this is the kind of subtle theme park merch that lets you stay in the vibe without going full costume. It’s built to stay in rotation long after October fades.
Ghoul Squad Goals Shirt
This shirt is every haunted house group ever. One person is way too into it, leading the charge with a smile that says “I hope something jumps out.” Another is cracking jokes, pretending nothing’s scary while nervously laughing through the fog. And the third? Pure terror. Clutching on for dear life, already planning their escape route.
Whether you're the thrill-seeker, the class clown, or the reluctant participant, this trio of ghosts captures the chaos, comedy, and camaraderie of every haunted walkthrough. No matter your role, you're all in this scream together.
Muted Merch exists for fans who want subtle, intentional theme park and seasonal apparel.
We’re not here for glow-in-the-dark slime fonts or over-the-top graphics. We’re here for the ones who take haunted houses seriously—and want a shirt that reflects it.
Each tee in this collection is designed to blend effortlessly into your wardrobe while still nodding to your love of the spooky. Wear it to the parks. To the movies. Or just to the grocery store when you're picking up candy “for the trick-or-treaters” (sure).
The Spooky Season Collection is one of our very first drops—and it’s already catching on with those who know the difference between a cheap scare and a good one.