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Dead Tired In Paradise | Florida Graphic T-Shirt
$27.00 USD
Paradise looks good on paper, but living here is exhausting. Between dodging alligators, dealing with snowbirds, and watching a 20-minute drive turn into an hour thanks to I-4 traffic, forgotten speed limits, and blinkers no one seems interested in using, it is no wonder we end up a little dead tired. This Florida graphic tee brings that local chaos to life with an understated design made for anyone who knows Florida living is equal parts sunshine and survival
Fabric: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester.
Florida-Inspired Apparel, Built for Locals
Muted Merch is inspired by the things you know, love, and sometimes hate about Florida, from beaches and theme parks to roadside stops, tourists, and everything in between. The style stays muted, but the locals won’t be if you cut them off in traffic.
This product image is a digital mockup for illustration purposes. Printed items color may differ slightly from digital renderings. Lighting may also affect how garment colors appear.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
Care Instructions
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |