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Peak Pretzel Performance - Theme Park Shirt
$28.95 USD
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This one’s for the real ones who spot a pretzel cart from a mile away and make a beeline without hesitation. You might pretend you're here for the rides, but let's be honest: you're mapping out pretzel locations like it's your full-time job. Bonus points if it’s shaped like a character, because yes, that absolutely tastes better. Whether it's soft, warm, buttery, or stuffed, pretzels are your park priority and this shirt is your uniform.
A soft, knowing nod to the idea that maybe, just maybe, happiness is a place you can book online.
Fit : If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a premium, soft feel.
- Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
- Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials
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About the Muted Merch Theme Park Collection: Minimalist amusement park shirts for theme park fans who love clean design. Subtle, stylish apparel made for park days, ride photos, and magic moments.