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Thirsty Theme Park Duck - Theme Park Shirt
$28.95 USD
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This shirt is for anyone who’s ever been judged by a duck while drinking. You finally find a shady bench. The sun is ruthless, your drink is perfectly cold, and that first sip is pure bliss. But then you feel it. A theme park duck is watching you. No blinking. No flinching. It waddles closer with quiet determination, eyes locked on your sweaty cup. One careless moment, one loose lid, and your drink becomes duck property.
You’re not like the other guests. You protect your beverage with honor. But deep down, you kind of wish you could offer a sip without becoming a target.
Stay hydrated. Watch the ducks.
Fit : If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a premium, soft feel.
- Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
- Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials
This product image is a digital mockup for illustration purposes. Actual DTG-printed items may differ slightly from digital renderings. Lighting may also affect how garment colors appear.
About the Muted Merch Theme Park Collection: Minimalist amusement park shirts for theme park fans who love clean design. Subtle, stylish apparel made for park days, ride photos, and magic moments.